"Oh, Elsa, they’re beautiful—but you know I don’t skate. “
Oh, come on. You did it before.”
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
Reminder that Ender Wiggin straight up murdered two people with his bare hands before he hit puberty
oooohhhh he remembers that every day, friend.
son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book*